Yo’ Mama Jokes

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Yo’ Mama Jokes

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Yo mama so poor she hangs out the toilet paper to dry! - Submitted by Tilly :) 

Yo mama so poor she can't even afford to pay attention!

Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. She said she was "Buying luggage."

Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!

Yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.

Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.

Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.

Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

Yo mama twice the man you are.

Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama is so dirty that when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out and said "I'll wait."
- Submitted by Sam :-) 

Yo mama so old when u give her a tap on the back her tits fall off.
- Submitted by James Salinas :-) 

Yo mama so old, her yearbook was printed on a rock! - Submitted by LOL (TeeHee)

Yo' Mama so poor she chased a garbage truck down the street with a shopping list!

Yo mama so ugly she makes blind people cry. - Submitted by Wilber R. :) 

Yo' mama so stupid the only words she can spell are koollaid & cornbread!
- Submitted by Haley :) 

Yo' mama so ugly she went into a haunted house and came back out with a job application.
- Submitted by Lindsey :-) 

Yo' mama so short that she can do back flips under the bed. - Submitted by Eric :) 

Yo' mama so fat when she sat on an ipod she turned it into an ipad. - Submitted by Miranda Yo :) 

Yo' mama's house is so dirty she tried to kick the cock roaches out and they said NO UH we on the lease! - Submitted by Charity :) 

Yo' Mama so ugly, when she looked out the window she got arrested for attempted murder.
- Submitted by Mr Mister :) 

Yo Mama Is So Ugly That She Entered An Ugly Contest But The kicked Her Out And Said: SORRY NO PROFESSIONALS - Submitted by Ivan :) 

Yo Momma is so ugly a mouse saw her and ran away on his toes. - Submitted by Bolade :) 

Yo mama so fat, she sunk the Titanic. - Submitted by Emmilovesu :) 

Yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl - Submitted by Nate :) 

Yo mama so fat she has more jelly rolls than a New York Bakery - Submitted by Nate :) 

Yo mama so hairy that Harry Potter got jealous. - Submitted by Niha :) 

Yo Mama so fat she sat on a Rainbow and Crapped Skittles. - Submitted by KuroNeko :) 

Yo mama so old that she left her purse in Noah's arc. - Submitted by Carolina :) 

Yo mama mouth so big she has 2 drink out of a toilet bowl - Submitted by McKenzie :) 

Yo momma so stupid she yelled into a envelope thinkin' she was sendin' voicemail.
- Submitted by Troy :) 

Yo mama so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out! - Submitted by Chicky :) 

Yo' Mama so poor she opened a Google account just so she could eat the spam!
- Submitted by Awesomer :)


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