Crack yourself up trying to say these funny tongue twisters!
Be sure to say these tongue twisters out loud…oh and make sure your friends are listening. HaHa!

Tongue Twisters

Short Tongue Twisters

Funny

~ Black bug’s blood.

~ Flash message!

~ Flee from fog to fight flu fast!

~ Friendly Frank flips fine flapjacks.

~ Irish wristwatch.

~ The myth of Miss Muffet.

~ Please pay promptly.

~ Preshrunk silk shirts.

~ Red leather, yellow leather.

~ Unique New York.

~ Good blood, bad blood.

~ We surely shall see the sun shine soon.

~ I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.

~ Draw drowsy ducks and drakes.

~ Cedar shingles should be shaved and saved.

~ Brad’s big black bath brush broke.

~ Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.

~ She sells seashells by the sea shore.

~ A cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.

~ Gray geese graze in the green, green grass.

~ Tounge twisters take Troy’s trucks to twitchy teachers. – Submitted by Anonymous :)

~ I am not a pheasant plucker, I am a pheasant plucker’s son. I will not stop plucking pheasants, until the pheasant plucker comes. – Submitted by Awesomer :)

~ Two twin tigers toasted tasty turtles on a turner even though turtles toasted on a turner typically taste terrible. – Submitted by Tiana :)

German Tongue Twisters

~ Doppelgänger goppeldänger – Submitted by Tim :)

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