Yo Mama so fat when they put her in the ocean the whales started singing “We are Family”.

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Yo Momma Jokes Submitted by Taylor Kerekes

Yo momma musta fallen outta the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!

If yo momma were on fire, I wouldn't lay an egg on her to put her out!

Most babies were found under a cabbage leaf. Yo momma was found under a stinkweed!

Yo momma smells so bad, even the pig boy avoids her company!

Yo momma's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a glass o' water!

Was yo momma frightened by a warthog when she was carrying you?

Did yo momma lose a bet with an evil magician?

Yo momma's so dumb, even the village idiot won't ask her for directions!

Yo momma's so dull, she can't even entertain a doubt!

Yo momma lights up the room whenever she leaves it!

Yo momma's almost as exciting as a fat lapdog right after dinner!

Yo momma's mouth is so big, she can whisper in her own ear!

Yo momma's so boring, even her own shadow won't keep her company!

If yo momma had a little more sense, she'd be a half-wit!

When yo momma walks in a room, the mice scream and jump on chairs!

Yo momma has the face of a saint. A Saint Bernard!

Yo momma has a very striking face. How many times has she been struck there anyways?

The only way yo momma can broaden her mind is to put it under a wagon wheel!

Yo momma must not be two-faced, 'cause if she had two, why would she be wearing the one she has now?

Is yo momma goin' on a trip? She sure has big bags under her eyes!

Yo momma has a pretty little head. For a head, it's pretty little!

When yo momma's time comes, thousands of people will attend her funeral, to make sure she's really dead!

Yo momma has a face like a flower. A cauliflower!

You and yo momma almost got separated when you were a child. Unfortunately, she didn't wander far enough into the woods!

Didn't I meet yo momma in a nightmare?

Why don't you ask yo momma to go hang around with the village idiot so she has someone to look up to?

Yo momma must be a big cheese. She certainly smells like one!

Thanks for the yo momma jokes Taylor!    Cheers!

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