So there was this fly 6 inches above a pond and there was a fish in the pond that thought to himself if that fly dropped 6 inches I could jump and get that fly. There was a bear beside the pond that thought to himself if that fly dropped 6 inches and the fish jumped I could get that fish. There was a hunter behind the bear that thought to himself that if that fly dropped 6 inches and the fish jumped and the bear got the fish I could get a good shot at the bear. There was a bobcat behind the bear that thought to himself if that fly dropped 6 inches and fish jumped and the bear got the fish and the hunter shot the bear then the hunters sandwich would fall out of the hunters pocket and the bobcat could get the sandwich. So about an hour later the fly dropped 6 inches, the fish jumped, the bear got the fish, the hunter shot the bear and the hunters sandwich fell out of his pocket the bobcat missed the sandwich and fell into the pond.

So the moral of the story is if the fly drops 6 inches the pussy gets wet.

Submitted by Anonymous