One day a boy finds his parents in the act. “Oh, piggy back ride!” The boy says. Relieved not to have to explain, his dad says, “Hop on, son!” He gets on his dad’s back. After a few minutes, the boy says “Now hold on tight, Dad, this is where the mailman and I usually get thrown off.”

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One night a guy and his girlfriend were having sex. They were in his room he shared with his little brother. They were on top of his bunk bed, and his 9 year old brother was sleeping below. The guy told his brother they were making sandwiches. To his girlfriend he said “bread” means harder and “cheese” means faster. “BREAD BREAD BREAD!” The girlfriend screamed. “CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE!” The guy screamed. Then the 9 year old called up “you guys better stop making those sandwiches – this mayo tastes horrible!

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