Super Funny Drty Little Johnny Joke

One day when Little Johnny was in 1st grade, his teacher ask all the kids to come up with a word for the letter of the alphabet that she gave them. Suzy had the letter A. She said apple. Jim had the letter B. He came up with Boy. Then it got to Little Johnny. He had W. The teacher said to Johnny, nothing dirty Little Johnny. He said womb. The teacher said “Very good Little Johnny like where babies come from. Little Johnny said “No, Like to elephants fuckin, Womb Womb Womb.

Dirty Little Johnny Joke Submitted by T-Mac

Funny Little Johnny Joke

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school usually she slept through the class One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me, April, who created the universe?”

When April didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. “GOD ALMIGHTY!” shouted April and the teacher said, “Very good” and April fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked April, “Who is our Lord and Saviour,” But, April didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ‘JESUS CHRIST!” shouted April and the teacher said, “very good,” and April fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked April a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, “IF YOU STICK THAT F-ing THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I’LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ASs!”

The Teacher fainted.

Submitted by Andrew Golding

Little Johnny accidentally walked in on his parents doing ‘it’. The next morning he asked his Mom ” What were you doing to Dad last night?” She thought for a while and finally said “I was flattening him out.” He started laughing and finally said, “That’s kind of pointless because every Thursday while you’re in town the neighbor lady comes and blows him back up.”

Submitted by Tina Fehr

Little Johnny was sitting in the back of class rubbing his crotch, and the teacher asked, “Johnny what are you doing?” Johnny replied, “Teacher, my mommy had me circumsized yesterday and it still hurts.” So the teacher sent Johnny to the principal’s office to call his mother and ask what he should do.
When Johnny came back from the office, the teacher noticed that he had his penis hanging out. Shocked, the teacher asked, “Johnny, what are you doing!?” He answered, “Mommy told me to stick it out till lunch and then she would be here to pick me up.”