One day a tired old Irishman walks into the bar and asks the bartender for a pint of beer. Just as he is about to grab his pint, a tiny little leprechaun about a foot tall comes running out of nowhere stands on top of his pint, urinates in it, snickers, runs and hides. The tired old lad says, “Don’t worry about it, I will pay for it. Just pour me another pint” Confused, the bartender pours him another pint. Just as he is about to lift his pint, a leprechaun about a foot tall comes running out of nowhere kicks his pint over, snickers, runs and hides. The tired old lad says, “Don’t worry about it, I will pay for the damages. Just pour me another pint” As the bartender is pouring him another pint, he asks,”I know it’s none of my business but what the fook is going on here?” The tired old Irishmen says, “Last week I was stranded on this deserted island, I looked over and saw a magic lamp. So I picked it up and rubbed it and low and behold a genie popped out and granted me one wish. So I wished for what any normal guy would wish for a 12 inch prick and look what the fook I got!!!”

Submitted by Marty Sullivan…Cheers Marty Be {careful} what you wish for!

One day Paddy walks into the bar and orders a pint. As he is drinking his beer he notices the 10 O’Clock news is on and there is a man on top of a building looking like he is ready to jump…The bartender turns to Paddy and says, “I’ll bet you 10 bucks he jumps” and Paddy says, “I’ll bet you 10 bucks he doesn’t” sure enough the guy jumps. Just as Paddy reaches in his pocket for 10 bucks the bartender stops Paddy and says “Look Paddy I can’t take your money” I have a confession to make “I saw the 6 O’Clock news I new the guy was going to jump” to that Paddy responds “I saw the 6 O’Clock news too. But I never thought he do it again!”

Submitted by Marty Sullivan … Cheers Marty!