Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.

Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.

Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.

Q: Did you hear about the blond who had two chances to get pregnant?
A: She blew it both times!

Q: How do you know when a blond’s been in your frige?
A: Lipstick on the cucumbers!

Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?
A: Far-from-thinkin

Q: What did the blonde say when asked if she’d ever been picked up by ‘the fuzz’?
A: ‘No. But I’ve been swung around by the tits.’

Q: What’s a blondes’ favorite rock group?
A: Air Supply.

Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod…