Short Texting Jokes

Texting Jokes – Condom Jokes, Blowjob Jokes, Penis Jokes, Virgin Jokes

Short Funny Quotes

“It’s Not Who U Know…It’s Who U Blow”
“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and plot your revenge.”

Texting Jokes

Crack Some Smiles – Texting These Funny Texting Jokes

Condom Joke

Q. Do u know wht it says at the end of a condom?
A. Never had to roll it out that far.

Bungee Jumping Joke

Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, ur screwed.

Blowjob Joke

Q. What does tightrope walking and a blowjob from an ugly girl have in common?
A. You don’t look down.

Penis Joke

Q. Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A. So men can be open minded.

Gay Argument Joke

Q. Did u hear about the two gay guys that had an argument in the bar?
A. They went outside to exchange blows.

Tornado Joke

Q. How are women and tornadoes alike?
A. They both moan when they come, and take the house when they leave.

Miss Right Joke

Q. I married Miss Right.
A. I just didn’t know her first name was “Always”.

Virgin Wool Joke

Q. Where do you get virgin wool from?
A. Ugly sheep.

Mixed Emotions Joke

Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Falling Out Joke

Q. What do u do in case of a falling out?
A. Put it back in and take shorter strokes.

Fine Wine Joke

A man tells his wife a husband is like a good fine wine, he gets better with age, the next day she locks him in the cellar. – Submitted by Julie Ann

Turkey Joke

Q. Who is never stuffed at thanksgiving dinner?
A. The turkey. Why? He’s always stuffed. – Submitted by Julie Ann