Short Funny Jokes

Short Jokes – Sperm Clinic Joke

Q. What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say when clients are leaving?
A. Thanks for coming!

Short Jokes – Dough Boy Joke

Q. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
A. Doughnuts.

Short Jokes – Rejection Joke

Q. What’s the ultimate rejection?
A. When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

Short Jokes – Eternity Joke

Q. What’s the definition of eternity?
A. The time between when you cum and she leaves.

Short Jokes – Your Face

Q. Does your face hurt?
A. It’s killing me.

Short Jokes – The Merge Joke

Q. Did you hear that Fed Ex and UPS are merging?
A. Calling it Fed UP.

Short Jokes – Pregnant Joke

Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes school.

Short Jokes – Pregnant Joke

Q. What’s the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
A. You can unscrew a light bulb.

Short Jokes – Best Man

Q. What’s the problem with being the best man at a wedding?
A. Never get to prove it.

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