Jokes About Rednecks

Redneck Jokes

Short Redneck Jokes – Yer Shur Nuff A Redneck If…

~ If your Grandma has ever yelled from the bathroom, "y'all come look at this before I flush it!" You might be a redneck! - Submitted by Jeremy W.

~ You can burp and say your name at the same time.

~ You believe dual air bags refer to your wife and mother-in-law.

~ Your father executes the "pull my finger" trick during Christmas dinner.

~ You take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took.

~ You have a rag for a gas cap.

~ Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.

~ Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

~ You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard.

~ You refer to the fifth grade as, "your senior year".

~ Your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

~ You ever used a toilet brush as a back scratcher.

~ Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Drive-in Theater.

~ Your parents met at a family reunion.

~ You have the taxidermist's number on speed dial.

~ Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

~ You have more belt-buckles than pants.

~ You ever won first prize in a tobacco spittin contest.

~ You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

~ Fewer than half of your cars run.

~ Your soap on a rope doubles as an air freshener.

~ The diploma hanging in your den is from "Trucking Institute".

Q & A Redneck Jokes

Q. What is a rednecks favorite holiday?
A. Halloween – because they can pump kin.
-submitted by Sue Spar

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