Funny Jokes About Mexicans

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Mexican Jokes – Mexican Words

The teacher told Pepito to make sentences with his spelling words:
1. *cheese*
Maria likes me, but cheese fat.
2. *mushroom*
Wen all my family gets in the car, there isn't mushroom
3. *shoulder*
My friend didnt no how to make tacos so i shoulder
4. *texas*
My friend always texas me fwds
5. *herpes*
Me and my friend shared a pizza, I got my piece and she got herpes
6. *july*
Ju told me ju were goin to the store,and july to me!! julyer!!
7. *rectum*
I had two cars but my wife rectum
8. *chicken*
I was going to the store with my wife but chicken go by herself
9. *wheelchair*
We only have one soda but its ok wheelchair
10. *chicken wing*
My mom plays the lottery so chicken wing
11. *liver*
A bully was messing wit my sister and i told him to liver alone
12. *body wash*
I wanted to go to the bar but no body wash my kids
13. *budweiser*
That woman over there has a nice body. Budweiser her face so ugly?

Mexican Jokes – Border Patrol

A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." 

The mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!" 

The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use 3 english words in a sentence". The Mexican man of course agrees. 

The Border Patrol Agent tells him, "The 3 words are: Green, Pink and Yellow. Now use them in 1 sentence." 

The Mexican man thinks really hard for about 2 minutes, then says, "Hmmm, Ok. The phone, it went Green, Green, Green, I Pink it up and sez Yellow?" 

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