Funny Jokes About Little Johnny

Little Johnny Jokes – Can Little Girls Have Babies

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?” No, said his mom, “of course not.” Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay, we can play that game again!”

Little Johnny Jokes – Daddy’s Car in Mommy’s Garage

Little Johnny went to visit his grandmother’s and said “Grandma what happens when daddy parks his car in mommy’s garage?” Grandma said, “Well, Little Johnny, this is where babies come from.”

So then the next time he went to visit his grandma he said “Grandma if babies come from ‘daddy parking his car in mommy’s garage’ then what happens when “daddy parks his car in mommy’s mouth?” Grandma replies, “Well, Little Johnny, this is where ‘JEWELRY’ comes from.”

Little Johnny Jokes – Class Trivia

It was the end of the school year. The teacher had turned in her grades; there was nothing really for the class to do. All the kids were restless and it was near the end of the day. So the teacher thought of an activity, class trivia.

She said, "The first ones to answer correctly the questions I ask may leave early today."

Little Johnny said to himself, "Good, I'm smart and I want to get out of here."

The teacher asked, "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

Before Johnny could open his mouth, Susie said, "Abraham Lincoln."

The teacher said, "That's right Susie. You may go."

Johnny was really mad that Susie had answered first.

The teacher asked, "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

But before Johnny could open his mouth, Mary said, "Martin Luther King!"

The teacher said, "That's right, Mary. You may go."

Johnny was even madder than before because Mary had answered first.

Then the teacher asked, "Who said 'Ask not what your country can do for you'?"

Before Johnny could open his mouth, Cindy said, "John Kennedy!" and the teacher said, "That's right, Cindy. You may go."

Now Johnny was fumming!

The teacher turned her back, and Johnny muttered, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher spun around. "WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny said, "BILL CLINTON. CAN I GO NOW?"

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