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Yo Mama so fat, when I tried to run around her, I got lost.
Ha!
what puto
hmmm…… LAME -___-’
i hate this person whose last name is cox and then i made this website named “IHATECOX.com and i saw that there were 15,000 lesbians and 2 heterosexuals who visited that site.
Trying to catch up on soaps…Anyone know what’s happening on “The Hung and the Breastless”?!
haha!! what makes it really funny is that its true
Born Free……..Taxed to Death.
There were 2 guy playing with each other in the shower and someone knocked on the bathroom door. Then one went 2 go answer the door and told the other, ” Dont finish without me, I’ll be right back, OK? ” So he left and when he came back there was cum every where and he told him, ” I told you not to finish without me! ”,the other one replied, ” I didnt, I farted! ”
yo mama so white the call her saltine cracker
Little Johnny’s dad was trying to share some tips on life with him. He says “Men have four problems in life son. Women, money, booze and……” before he could finish, Little Johnny abruptly interrupted him, took out his iPad and asked his dad go to see this link: http://tinyurl.com/3shq2lk. His dad fell off his chair
Q. How do you know your at a Gay Bar-B-Q?
A. The hot dogs taste like shit.
Ha!!
I don’t know why every one says “grow some balls”? Balls are weak
and sensitive…if you really want some one to toughen up say “grow a vagina”!! Those things can take a fucking pounding!!
im so blonde i dont get any of these
one night a rober was breaking into a house and then hears someone say “Jesus is watching you” he looks around the room and sees no one then he hears”Jesus is watching you” to his suprise he sees a parrot and asks “whats your name little guy” and the bird answers “corniliuos” the rober says “who names a bird that?” the bird says same person who named their gard dog Jesus lol
A blonde a brunette and a red head were running away from three murderers. They saw where house and ran inside. Inside there was two barrels and a big bag. In the first barrel were 5 puppies so the brunette jumped inside it. In the second barrel were 8 cats so the red head jumped inside. In the big bag were 12 potatoes so the blonde jumped inside. Th three murderers came in the where house and went over to the first barrel. One guy kicked the barrel and heard from inside ruff! ruff! They moved on to the second barrel and another one of the guys kicked it, they heard meow! meow! They moved on to the big bag and the last guy kicked it, they herd potato! potato! so they looked inside and saw the blonde. They grabbed her and took her away. Nobody has seen any of the guys or he blonde since, but the brunette and the red head feel a cold breeze on their backs every night at the exact time she was taken.
yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles!
yo mamma so fat she sat on a dollar and made change!
yo mamma so ugly when she goes out into the street people scream TERRORIST ATTACK!
yo mamma so skinny she can hoola hoop with a cheerio!
yo mamma so skinny she fell down the drain while she was taking a shower!
yo mamma so old she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade!
yo mamma so old she was there when Moses split the sea!
yo mamma so old when God said Let There Be Light seh was there to turn the switch on.
yo mamma so poor i saw her walking down the street kicking a can. when i asked her what she was doing sje said she was moving.
yo mamma so stupid sheate her iPhone cuz it had an apple on it.
yo mamma so ugly wen she is in the street people tell her Halloween is over take off your mask.
yo mama so fat when she gets killed in call of duty, the person that kills her gets a FIVE KILL STREAK!
our walmart’s motto is; you think our prices are low, check out the forhead on the cashier over there!
i love to fish its on thing im good at im a MASTER-BAITER
Ur mama so gay she takes her condum off by farting…,,,…..
yo mamma so fat she got on the scale and it said one at a time please
The phsycology teacher decided to use a different aproach to a self-respect lesson and said “anyone who thinks he/she is stupid stand up. after a few moments little johnny stodd up slowly. the teacher said, “little johnny, do you think your stupid?” “no.” replied little johnny but i hate to see you standing there all by your lonesome.”
yo mama so fat she stepped on a claymore and it said (what the fu**)!
So theres a rich guy, a fireman, a police officer, and a gay guy all walking down the street. Every time the rich guy picks up a nickel off the ground, someone disapears. The rich guy picks up a nickel, the police officer disapears. The rich guy picks up a nickel, the fireman dissapears. The rich guy bends over to pick up a nickel, boom! There goes the gay guy.
Yo mama is so fat she went swimming with the whales and said “we are family” and the whales replyed ” you are fatter then me”…
little johnny was in class when the teacher asked “can anyone use contagious in a sentence”
little Susy said “that illness is contagious”
the teacher said “good job”
next little johnny said “I was on the porch when we saw a blonde painting a fence with a model car brush. My dad said “it’s going to take that cunt-ages to finish that fence”
what is the difference between a roster and a blonde.
the roster goes “cock-le-dooda-do”.
a blonde goes “any-cock-el-do”