Comments for Funny Jokes & Quotes

Comment on Funny Jokesters by kennybob

kennybob — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 02:45:21 +0000

what is the difference between a roster and a blonde.

the roster goes “cock-le-dooda-do”.

a blonde goes “any-cock-el-do”

Comment on Funny Jokesters by kennybob

kennybob — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 02:30:33 +0000

haha!! what makes it really funny is that its true

Comment on Funny Jokesters by kennybob

kennybob — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 02:28:42 +0000

little johnny was in class when the teacher asked “can anyone use contagious in a sentence”

little Susy said “that illness is contagious”

the teacher said “good job”

next little johnny said “I was on the porch when we saw a blonde painting a fence with a model car brush. My dad said “it’s going to take that cunt-ages to finish that fence”

Comment on Funny Jokesters by Nate.

Nate. — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 10:54:19 +0000

Yo mama is so fat she went swimming with the whales and said “we are family” and the whales replyed ” you are fatter then me”…

Comment on Funny Jokesters by Jacob

Jacob — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 01:22:10 +0000

So theres a rich guy, a fireman, a police officer, and a gay guy all walking down the street. Every time the rich guy picks up a nickel off the ground, someone disapears. The rich guy picks up a nickel, the police officer disapears. The rich guy picks up a nickel, the fireman dissapears. The rich guy bends over to pick up a nickel, boom! There goes the gay guy.

Comment on Funny Jokesters by ben r. over

ben r. over — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 06:05:36 +0000

yo mama so fat she stepped on a claymore and it said (what the fu**)!

Comment on Funny Jokesters by keith

keith — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 18:40:16 +0000

The phsycology teacher decided to use a different aproach to a self-respect lesson and said “anyone who thinks he/she is stupid stand up. after a few moments little johnny stodd up slowly. the teacher said, “little johnny, do you think your stupid?” “no.” replied little johnny but i hate to see you standing there all by your lonesome.”

Comment on Funny Jokesters by Kenna

Kenna — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 01:42:52 +0000

yo mamma so fat she got on the scale and it said one at a time please

Comment on Funny Jokesters by tristen

tristen — Mon, 26 Dec 2011 06:05:29 +0000

Ur mama so gay she takes her condum off by farting…,,,…..

Comment on Funny Jokesters by Heatha

Heatha — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 18:21:37 +0000

i love to fish its on thing im good at im a MASTER-BAITER