Really Funny Jokes, Funny Quotes, Funny Sayings, Funny Pictures, Tongue Twisters, Fun Facts & Funny Stuff
Funny Jokes
A guy walks into a bar and sees a dog lying in the corner licking his balls. He turns to the bartender and says, “Boy, wish I could do that.”
The Bartender replies, “Maybe you better try petting him first.”
Funny Quotes
“He Wears The Pants…She Just Tells Him Which Ones To Wear”
“I Know My Limit…I’m Just DRUNK When I Reach It”
“Nice guys finish…In the shower”
Funny Famous Quotes
Gay Marriage Quote – “Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.” – Chris Rock
Marriage Quote – “I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.” – Groucho Marx
Funny Quote – “Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that way when you yell the name will carry.” – Bill Cosby
Funny Pictures
Funny Stuff
In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts…So in Old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them ‘Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down.’ It’s where we get the phrase ‘mind your P’s and Q’s’.
Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled ‘Gentlemen Only….Ladies Forbidden’…and thus, the word GOLF entered into the English language.
Fun Facts
There are more germs in the human mouth than in the anus.
Sitting too close to the TV will not ruin your eyesight.
Tongue Twisters
~ Unique New York ~ Irish wristwatch ~ Flash message ~ Please pay promptly
Benefits of Laughter
Internal Workout — A good belly laugh exercises the diaphragm, contracts the abs, leaving muscles more relaxed afterward. It even provides a good workout for the heart.
Mood Lifting Humor
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